the funniest thing i've heard in a long, long time.

So friend of mine tells me one day that he picked up this voice mail at work the other day, left on the emergency pager. He listens to it and starts to laugh. He presses *69 and figures out it came from somewhere in the states (I think). I get a copy from him and laugh myself.

From this terrible introduction there's no where to go but up. Here you go: