Today's Liddy Factor:
6.5

Have you sent an AynCard today?

"Shoulder Loads, My Wayward Son"

"Shakin' that butt, butt, butt..."

Have you heard
about the bird?

From within the Shadow of Liddy

"Daddy, is it safe today?"

What should I do now?

See the world through the eyes of Liddy!

See the world through the eyes of Saint Aardvark the Carpeted!

Stop pinching Maurice!

Cheese blog of doom!

Free CDs for far-off lands

What am I up to?

Come right in, folks. No need to push or shove, there's plenty o' HTML to go around. Make yourselves at home, and lemme show you what's here. You'll like it, I promise.

What we've got here is an interview with Texe Marrs: Texas Fundamentalist wunderkind, KJV-Onlyist, author, former high-tech consultant, and CLARION CALL OF SANITY IN AN INSANE, GODLESS WORLD. (I don't know if he'd go for the capital letters or not, but I like the look.) He may also be the ONLY MAN IN AMERICA to boldly state the truth: Bill Clinton may be -- ALLEGEDLY, BUT -- bisexual. Top that, Matt Drudge. Afterwards, tune in for post-game analysis: I've been practicing my air of academic detachment, and I long to display it in public. At last my chance is here.

But wait, there's more! (Of course there's more. There's always more.)

For a start, there's The Floating Head of Ayn Rand. See the romance! the danger! the artwork! the satellite launch into tax-free lemony goodness! But alsoplus, you should totally send an AynCard. No, really! And don't forget to check out The Ayn Rand Seal of Approval, the best (and only) source of truly Rational products. So much fun...so little time!

As well, I'm proud to announce a true first on the Internet. Without a doubt, the most hated and feared group of the last five decades has been A=A, the radical Objectivist group. Charged with the care of The Floating Head of Ayn Rand since the early Fifties, The Leader shadowy and mysterious at their head, they have been talked about much more than they have been known. Well, folks, here at this little place we like to call www.saintaardvarkthecarpeted.com, I welcome with open arms the website of the scourge of the slaveholders around the world...the Apostles of Ayn...A=A!

But wait. There's still more:

• Did I mention the Aardvarks?
• or the psychoceramic scans?
• or the quote of the day?
• or the beginnings of the Oswald Error Page?
• or The First Church of Michael Bolton of Latter-Day Saints?
• or a modest mirror of important cryptographic software that should be saved?
• or some other software that should be saved?
• or the funniest thing I've heard in a long, long time?
• or The Aardvark Report?
• or the Jobjar homepage?
• or the FortuneLiddy homepage?
• or the first part of the provocatively titled Stanley Kubrick, The Trashmen and Robert A. Heinlein: The Unholy Trinity of the Late 20th Century; or, How I Learned To Begin Worrying And Fear The Bird?
• or a picture of Your Ob'd Servant at a fine outdoor picnic?
• or the photo gallery?
• or my resume in text and PDF formats?
• or even the mandatory list o' links?
• or the The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Maurice Gibb?
• or Ben Kingsley playing Bono in The Story of U2?
• or the new BC Liberal election posters?
• or the new drink that's sweeping the nation?
• or a mirror of Black Box Voting by Bev Harris, or the reasons why you should read it?
• or the free CD to those in far-off lands?
• or the source code for the Linux kernel and Busybox used in the Promise VTrak 15100?
• or the Wiki, recovered from fuckwad spammers? (It was either that or a blog...)

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